HE’S ON IT, YOU GUYS.
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
He stole my stereo, bathtub, and a table but I stole his heart.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’